- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A house comes around the corner.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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