A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Who is it?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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