- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats green and slimy? green slim

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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