Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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