- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.