- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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