So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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