Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Fine, ladies first.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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