- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

quantum physics?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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