Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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