Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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nolan is gay

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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