A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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