- Anti Joke

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Asian women drivers...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11