- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Obama = ebola

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Who wants $300? Me too.

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