- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is life? Paul.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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