- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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