- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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