What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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