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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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