- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo