- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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