how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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