- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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