Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Anti Joke

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