- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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