- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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