Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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