A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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