- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

An Asian with a big dick.

Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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