- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

i just wrote this so hard

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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