A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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