knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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oh hey.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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