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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who wants water? I do.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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