Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Hi

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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