- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

I will create more jobs for americans

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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