- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

knock,knock you suck

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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