- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

women's rights.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Alchohol.

kieran is a homosexual

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