- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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