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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Poker? I barely even know her.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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