How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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The New York Giants

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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