Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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