- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Tim likes girls

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

12 niqqa 12.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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