Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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