- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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