- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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