- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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