- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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