What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

how much fish could a chicken

Your Mom The End.

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