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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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