How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Knock knock Come in

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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