- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

woman's rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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