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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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