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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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