- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

well use a tissue!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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