- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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