what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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