A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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