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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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