- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

2 black kids walk into school

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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