- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

united we sit, cause we're fat

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What is black and has no education A tire.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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