How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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