- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Justin with a hat.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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