- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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