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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Women.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Fat? Jesse Z

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I wrote a funny joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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