Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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