- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What? Huh?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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