Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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