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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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