It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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