- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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