I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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