A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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