- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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