Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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