Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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bangers and mash?

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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