why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How would you rule?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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