- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Your mom went to college

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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