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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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