- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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