- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

who is not good looking? mon morello

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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