roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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