An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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I have a horse.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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