Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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