Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

i'm hard

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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