Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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