- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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