A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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roses are red poo is poo

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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