- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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