Men's rights

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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