(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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