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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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