How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

I named my son ps2 controller

Charlie Sheen

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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