- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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