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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

the economy.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.