- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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