- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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