What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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