- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

your no better than a cockroach

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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