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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

richard is fag

whats funnier than 24? 25

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes