Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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