what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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