Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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