- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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