- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What is 9+10? 19

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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