- Anti Joke

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.