What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Boner

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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