Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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