- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Neither have I

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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