- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, yup.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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