- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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