josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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