- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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