Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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that wall over there ->

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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The cream, it is coming

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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