What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Beka has AIDS

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Please ignore this statement.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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