- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

It's all Taggart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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