- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A lot eh?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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