Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Carrot fingers

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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