- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Who wants water? I do.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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