I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Grace Ackerson

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Roses are flowers.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Take part of what?

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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