- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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