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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

YOLO You only like Oreos

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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