- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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