- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the black guy die? cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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