Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

womens rights.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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