Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A gay man watches football.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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