- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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