Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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