Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

rent a cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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