Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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