Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Take part of what?

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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